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【生活英文】不必說髒話,用英文罵人也可以很藝術!
12/6/2022
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【生活英文】不必說髒話,用英文罵人也可以很藝術!

 

有時候,你真的想侮辱別人。這並不會讓你成為窮凶惡極的人,因為有些人真的會讓你很氣憤。但你可以利用以下這些時間來發揮一點創造力,而不是使用髒話來罵人。小編在此提供你一些其他趣味的損人表達用語。我們這就來看看吧!

Sometimes, you really want to insult people. It doesn’t make you a bad person, because some people can really get on your nerves. But you can use these moments to be a little creative, instead of using profanity, we feel duty-bound to give you alternatives as well. So, here goes.

 

1.If stupidity were fuel, you would be a renewable source of energy.

如果愚蠢是燃料,你將成為可再生能源。

2.That gray cell in your brain must be so lonely.

你腦袋裡的腦細胞一定很孤單。

3. My car headlights are brighter than your future.

我的汽車前燈都比你的未來還要亮。

4. I envy the people who haven’t met you.

我羡慕那些沒見過你的人。

5. I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.

我敢打賭,當你父母的朋友問起你時,他們會改變話題。

6. I’d say you’re ’dumb as a rock,’ but at least a rock can hold a door open.

我想說你「笨得像塊石頭」,但至少一塊石頭能讓門保持開著。

7. You deserve a high five on your face.

你的臉值得我來一個high-five。

8. What doesn’t kill you disappoints me.

沒能殺死你的東西只會讓我失望。

9. Ask your brains how the vacation was when they come back.

當你的大腦回來時,問問它假期過得怎麼樣。

10. Your breath smells like a wet flip-flop.

你的口臭聞起來像濕掉的人字脫。

11. You are the reason why shampoo has instructions.

你就是洗髮乳罐上還會有使用說明的原因。

12. I once asked a girl, ’Where have you been all my life?’ and she responded, ’I don’t know, but I wish I was still there.

我曾經問過一個女孩,「我這輩子都沒見過你,你都在哪?」她回答說:「我 不知道,但願我還是沒見到你。」

13. You should carry a plant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste.

你應該隨身攜帶一株植物來補充被你浪費掉的氧氣。

14. You’re a conversation starter. Not when you are around, but once you leave.

你是一個對話發起者。不是當你在的時候,而是當你離開時。

15. My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

我不把你當回事的日子肯定還要走下去。

16. If you were the light at the end of the tunnel, I’d turn back around.

如果你是隧道盡頭的光,我會把車調頭。

17. I’d give you a nasty look, but you’ve already got one.

我會惡狠狠地看你一眼,但我已經看過你一眼了。

18. I admire your parents. They’ve learned to live with their mistake.

我欽佩你的父母。他們學會了忍受他們製造出來的錯誤。

19. I would agree with you. But there would be another dumb person in the world.

我同意你的看法。但這樣一來世界上就會出現另一個笨蛋。

20. Your brains can make the entire Ganges impure.

你的大腦會讓整個恒河變得不純。

 

看了以上的用語,是不是很有趣呢?下次可以跟你要好的朋友練習一下彼此互相用英語損人的能力喔。永遠記住,Practice makes perfect.(熟能生巧。)罵人本來就是一種直接的情緒表達,而所謂的dirty words(髒話),更是一種不能說但是非得懂的用語。不過要學會髒話不難,但是要如何罵人不帶髒字就是一種藝術。

 

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