【生活英文】不必說髒話，用英文罵人也可以很藝術！
有時候，你真的想侮辱別人。這並不會讓你成為窮凶惡極的人，因為有些人真的會讓你很氣憤。但你可以利用以下這些時間來發揮一點創造力，而不是使用髒話來罵人。小編在此提供你一些其他趣味的損人表達用語。我們這就來看看吧！
Sometimes, you really want to insult people. It doesn’t make you a bad person, because some people can really get on your nerves. But you can use these moments to be a little creative, instead of using profanity, we feel duty-bound to give you alternatives as well. So, here goes.
1.If stupidity were fuel, you would be a renewable source of energy.
如果愚蠢是燃料，你將成為可再生能源。
2.That gray cell in your brain must be so lonely.
你腦袋裡的腦細胞一定很孤單。
3. My car headlights are brighter than your future.
我的汽車前燈都比你的未來還要亮。
4. I envy the people who haven’t met you.
我羡慕那些沒見過你的人。
5. I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.
我敢打賭，當你父母的朋友問起你時，他們會改變話題。
6. I’d say you’re ’dumb as a rock,’ but at least a rock can hold a door open.
我想說你「笨得像塊石頭」，但至少一塊石頭能讓門保持開著。
7. You deserve a high five on your face.
你的臉值得我來一個high-five。
8. What doesn’t kill you disappoints me.
沒能殺死你的東西只會讓我失望。
9. Ask your brains how the vacation was when they come back.
當你的大腦回來時，問問它假期過得怎麼樣。
10. Your breath smells like a wet flip-flop.
你的口臭聞起來像濕掉的人字脫。
11. You are the reason why shampoo has instructions.
你就是洗髮乳罐上還會有使用說明的原因。
12. I once asked a girl, ’Where have you been all my life?’ and she responded, ’I don’t know, but I wish I was still there.
我曾經問過一個女孩，「我這輩子都沒見過你，你都在哪？」她回答說：「我 不知道，但願我還是沒見到你。」
13. You should carry a plant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste.
你應該隨身攜帶一株植物來補充被你浪費掉的氧氣。
14. You’re a conversation starter. Not when you are around, but once you leave.
你是一個對話發起者。不是當你在的時候，而是當你離開時。
15. My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
我不把你當回事的日子肯定還要走下去。
16. If you were the light at the end of the tunnel, I’d turn back around.
如果你是隧道盡頭的光，我會把車調頭。
17. I’d give you a nasty look, but you’ve already got one.
我會惡狠狠地看你一眼，但我已經看過你一眼了。
18. I admire your parents. They’ve learned to live with their mistake.
我欽佩你的父母。他們學會了忍受他們製造出來的錯誤。
19. I would agree with you. But there would be another dumb person in the world.
我同意你的看法。但這樣一來世界上就會出現另一個笨蛋。
20. Your brains can make the entire Ganges impure.
你的大腦會讓整個恒河變得不純。
看了以上的用語，是不是很有趣呢？下次可以跟你要好的朋友練習一下彼此互相用英語損人的能力喔。永遠記住，Practice makes perfect.（熟能生巧。）罵人本來就是一種直接的情緒表達，而所謂的dirty words（髒話），更是一種不能說但是非得懂的用語。不過要學會髒話不難，但是要如何罵人不帶髒字就是一種藝術。
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