外國室友的忍耐
Ian and Rudy are roommates. Rudy is about to take a big one.
伊恩和魯迪是室友。魯迪正要上大號。
be about to do sth.即將、正要take a big one=take a dump=poo大號、都比較口語
Rudy: Ian! You did it again!
魯迪：伊恩！你又犯一次了！
Ian: What?
伊恩：什麼東西？
Rudy: You didn’t dry the floor after taking a shower. It’s all wet.
魯迪：洗完澡後沒有弄乾地板。全部都濕透了。
dry(v.)弄乾floor(n.)地板wet(adj.)潮濕的
Ian: Sorry. I’ll dry it right away.
伊恩：對不起啦。我馬上擦拭。
right away馬上
Rudy: I really can’t stand some of the habits of Taiwanese people.
魯迪：我真的無法忍受台灣人的一些習慣。
stand(v.)忍受、站著
Ian: Like what?
伊恩：像是什麼？
Rudy: Like you guys sometimes won’t answer others’ questions. You just stand there in silence, or you guys would simply say: “Huh?”
魯迪：像你們有時候不會回答別人的問題，只是默默地站在那兒，或就簡單回個：「蛤？」
answer(v., n.)回答in silence靜默、寧靜simply(adv.)只是、單單
Ian: Maybe it’s because we have no clue or maybe we are shy.
伊恩：也許是因為我們真的不知道，或者是我們害羞啊。
have no clue不知道、毫無頭緒=have no ideashy(adj.)害羞的
Rudy: It’s still very rude to do so, right?
魯迪：但這樣做還是很不禮貌，對吧？
Ian: I guess you have a point.
伊恩：我想你說得有道理。
have a point有道理